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08
Oct
09

Emotional Bliss


When the lovely Nina from Emotional Bliss wrote to me offering me the chance to try out one of their new vibrators which were designed with the menopausal woman in mind, I was intrigued. I read somewhere that us ladies of a certain age require additional stimulation because of the vagaries of our hormonally messed-up bodies. However, I didn’t really want an industrial-strength vibrator because I’m always worried about burning out my sensitive nerve endings down there.

According to the blurb on the press release and their site, the new Femblossom Heat is the Femblossom with a surprise, it heats up! The single click function enables the Femblossom to gradually heat up to coincide with the speed and frequency of the programme selected creating an additional pleasurable (and warm) experience.

Not only does it heat up but it also has a unique antibacterial agent which means a few minutes after use and after wiping with water, it becomes sterile and ready to use again.

The first time I used it, I was with Ruf. It was very pleasant, but the handset is quite large so it did rather get in the way when he was trying to simultaneously penetrate me vaginally (next time, we will have to try anal) and having it on my vulva for a long period left it a bit irritated because of the heat generated.

However, I felt it was sufficiently interesting to give it a go when flying solo. A few days after Ruf’s visit to my flat, I woke on a windy Autumnal Saturday morning sufficiently relaxed to feel the need for a little self pleasure.

I lubed it up and started switching through the programmes. There are nine different vibrating frequencies ‘ranging from Tantalizing to Intense’ and very pleasant they are too! Continuous; Buzz, Buzz, Buzz; and V-V-Voom, each with three different levels of speed/intensity.

I started with the gentle continuous buzz. The heat was equally as gentle. Just warming up my nether regions nicely until I was ready to move onto medium continuous. The controls are on the back of the head just an up button and a back button so it is easier to work your way through the settings and come back to the one before if you preferred it. The temperature rises progressively in conjunction with the intensity of the vibrations.

The pulsator was very enjoyable, especially long long looooooong, although it is quite noisy at the higher, faster settings and I was a little concerned about the occupants of the flat in the bedroom below. The full on continuous buzz is not quite as powerful as the Tulip so you build up to the orgasm gradually, rather than coming in less than a minute, which is good if you just want to be aroused gently. However, if you’ve just spent the weekend shagging and your nerves are not so sensitive, it can be a bit frustrating.

The unusual design of the cobra shaped head means that it caresses the natural contours of the body, so the heat encompasses the whole of the vulva, but the pointed end is also good for focussing on specific areas inside the labia. I really enjoyed using it to get inside and stimulate the side of the clit hood, the left side is a particularly effective and sensitive spot for me.

I have an image that remains with me of the previous weekend’s activity when Ruf fucked me from behind over a chest of drawers in my bedroom in front of two mirrors. In my mind’s eye, I can still see the magnificent reflection of the ripples of his six pack grinding against the soft white curve of my bottom as he penetrated me and this was what I visualised as I came.

With the body of the device warming the top and outer lips of my labia, I pressed the tip of the cobra’s nose against the left side of my clit hood. I felt all my pelvic floor muscles instinctively engaging and drawing in, sucking upwards and applying maximum pressure on that sweet spot inside me so that it was sandwiched between the vibrating depression of the Femblossom and the tightness of my own internal muscles. As the orgasm hit, I could feel the tingling warmth spreading from my feet and up the back of my calves. It was very pleasant indeed… and just as good the second time some minutes later when I changed it from continuous vibration to voom…voom… vooooooom.

An hour later, I went back to my messy toy and just wiped it over with a wet cloth, rather than the whole ritual of getting out the cleaning spray and ensuring that all surface areas have been covered. Far less effort, which makes me a fan of the built-in antibacterial.

So, in summary: The Femblossom was great for clitoral stimulation. The gentle warming of your bits is really lovely, although can get a bit uncomfortable after a while because, for me, it became too hot after use for a long period. The pulsator is good, especially voom voom voooooooooom. Full on continuous is not as powerful as the Tulip, but was sufficient to give me a very pleasant orgasm. The design is great for external arousal of the whole area, but also to get inside and stimulate side of clit hood. Used with a partner, I was desperate for penetration and its size obscures the vagina too much. Next time we will try with anal. Quite noisy when tested against the Lelo range but compares favourably with all my other vibrators.

The advertising blurb says that Emotional Bliss Intimate Massagers are designed to stimulate orgasms and it certainly worked for me.

04
Mar
09

Industrial Pleasures – The Hitachi Wand


The Hitachi Wand is a multifunctional megabeast that straddles the twin worlds of sex toy and muscle massager like a behemoth. Not for nothing was it chosen by Samantha in that famous episode of Sex and the City ‘Critical Condition’.

With thanks to erinmak for this synopsis:.

Carrie bribes Samantha into helping Miranda out with the baby. Samantha very reluctantly agrees and gives up her fabulous hair appointment that was impossible to get to let Miranda take her place on the spur of the moment. Miranda’s icy neighbor has taken pity and stopped by with a vibrating chair that calms Brady down. She’s amazed that Miranda doesn’t know about this wonder-chair, but Miranda explains that none of her friends have babies. Miranda admonishes Samantha not to take Brady out of the chair, but when the chair breaks (or runs out of batteries or something), she’s at a loss. She then remembers her earlier trip to The Sharper Image, where she tried to exchange her broken vibrator. (She had an argument with the salesman who insisted that it was a neck massager – “The Sharper Image does not sell vibrators.” In the end she got a replacement “neck massager.”) So she puts the “neck massager” in the chair with Brady, who’s as happy as a clam

As this demonstrates, the thing about the Hitachi is that it has enough power to be both an effective muscle massager AND a very satisfying sex toy.

After all, as Samantha says about a different ‘neck massager’ in the same episode: ‘That one actually works against you. If we wanted to work that hard we’d find ourselves a man, am I right?’

I read recently that the older woman requires more stimulation than her younger sisters and so it’s been on my list of things to try for some time. When the lovely Rick at Vibrator Toys sent me one to review, I was very excited.

But this was somewhat short lived because, on plugging it in, the thing in my hands became absolutely terrifying. I was certainly of the opinion that if I put that between my legs, I was likely to fry my most delicately sensitive bits… and that was on the ‘Low’ setting. This was like the industrial catering version of any of my kitchen implements when it came to power comparison.

But then my tulip gave up the ghost and, needs must, I turned to the Hitachi. At first, outside of my clothes. So, whilst I was straddling Ruf’s back and using it as a massage tool, I discovered that it was actually very pleasant to press my most intimate parts against the vibrating bulb as it did its work on his tense musculature. I could feel the powerful buzz transmitting itself through my flesh to my g-spot with the most pleasant results.

Since then I have used it against my clit through my pants and I can pretty much guarantee an orgasm within a minute. It’s so powerful that even though it doesnt actually press directly against the clitoris in the way that my toothbrush/tingle tip would, that doesn’t matter. It vibrates the whole area so vigorously that all the important points, both internally and externally, are somehow activated.

There are a couple of downsides in that it is a bit cumbersome because of its size and the electric flex plus adaptor. It is also pretty noisy – but then most neck massagers of this power would be in order to be effective.

In a conversation with Marianne, we were trying to work out if one should even attempt to insert the implement but, fearing some form of vaginal scrape as a result, I decided to consult an expert. When I first wrote on my Joanna Cake Facebook page that I was awaiting my Hitachi, Curvaceous Dee made a very excited comment extolling its virtues. By chance, she happened to be online so I was able to get chapter and verse about the Hitachi attachments for extending its pleasure capacity.

Another exchange with Rick, and I chose the G-Plus attachment to go with it.


I am pleased to report that this really sorted me out, although it reminded me of Gonzo from the Muppets. It was made of a material called TPE which is non-porous and so can be cleaned with hot water and anti-bacterial soap to prevent the spread of bacteria. Suffering from recurring cystitis, this is very important to me. It also contains no phthalates or latex which is also imperative.

It has two floppy sort of beaks. One for the clit and one for insertion. The fabulous effect of the material is that the intensity of the vibration is diffused so there is not so much friction against the clitoris as I would have imagined and the part that is inside you is responsible for the most divine sensations.


My only complaint would be that the insertion piece could be slightly longer and perhaps a fraction stiffer for the best results.

Since its first use, it has been responsible for a number of most unladylike fantasies… hopefully, I shall be able to tell you the tales of their fruition over the next couple of months.

All in all, it is a beast, but a very reliable one. Whether you want it to release the tension in a sore muscle or your frustrated genitals, the Hitachi Wand is guaranteed to do the job toute de suite.

06
Feb
09

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06
Feb
09

Pleasurist #14


Tiffany’s Boudoir by Dev1l-5pawn found by Marla Singer.

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19
Jan
09

Pleasurists #11

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From Scaudon Photodesign

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28
Dec
08

Pleasurists #9

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From this gallery on Barely Evil

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  • Don Wands Candy Cane by Curvaceous Dee
  • Verdict: A gorgeous present to go in any bad girl’s stocking – or a good girl’s stocking, if you want to corrupt her in a most pleasant fashion.

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    16
    Dec
    08

    Pleasurists #8


    Angel/Devil Bettie (RIP) by Olivia

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    14
    Dec
    08

    The Gift of Bob

    Bob fits in a variety of tight places

    Bob fits in a variety of tight places

    This being the holiday season, Nimue and I each brought gifts to our latest tryst for the other to open . . . quite a surprise, in fact, since neither of us had suggested exchanging presents to the other.
    The first gift that I unwrapped from Nimue was Bob, the second toy released in Lelo’s Homme line. Bob, to put it bluntly, is a butt plug. Neither Nimue nor I had a wealth of experience with these, but back on October 30 I had shared Lelo’s announcement of Bob’s availability with Nimue and mentioned how intriguing he looked, and she obviously followed up on my hint.
    Most plugs are cast in a variation of the familiar mushroom shape. Bob, obviously, is different. I would describe his contour as a curved teardrop, about four inches long with a head that’s around an inch tall and three-quarters of an inch wide. Made of silicone rubber, Bob is “sculpted to provide exquisite tension and maximum pleasure,” the instruction manual claims.
    Of course, we had to try him right away. I sat up and presented my anus to Nimue, who spread some ID Glide lube around my opening (silicone-based lubes aren’t recommended). Laughing at the prospect of penetrating me for a change, Nimue twirled Bob around a few times on her finger, then concentrated on slipping him into me.

     

    Nimue prepares to fuck Merlin with Bob

    Nimue prepares to fuck Merlin with Bob

    My reaction: Bob feels good inside. I have known men who experience orgasm from prostate stimulation. It hasn’t happened for me, but having a toy in my ass is a rather hot experience nonetheless, especially with my lover gently fucking me, her finger through Bob’s ring, back and forth and rotating him a bit. Nimue was amused by my contortions, contractions and occasional exclamations of “Fuck!” and similar expletives as I enjoyed the intense sensations Bob provided.
    We cleaned Bob up and put him aside while we went on to other delights, but early the next morning I felt the urge to use Bob on Nimue. She was eager to spread her legs and try this new addition to our arsenal of lust. I first inserted Bob in her vagina, fucking her as I would with a dildo. Rotating him inside her, I eventually focused on her G-spot, rubbing his tip against her until she came. Nimue told me later that Bob felt good in her cunt, but he is a little too small to give her the feeling of fullness she craves.

     

    For serious masturbation only

    For serious masturbation only

    Not a problem, my dear. I reached for her Iris, another Lelo product that we had acquired some months before. Iris is a beautiful rechargeable vibrator with the girth and heft my lover prefers. Lubing Nimue’s ass, I slipped Bob inside it, and then proceeded to fuck her juicy cunt with Iris.
    Nimue growled when I switched Iris on and began thrusting, a toy in each hand, in both of her holes. Sometimes I pushed Iris and Bob into her simultaneously, but mostly I alternated: Iris in-Bob out, Bob in-Iris out. I also compressed Iris’s buzzing midsection against Nimue’s clitoris while vigorously fucking her ass with Bob.
    Nimue’s legs shook and her fists pounded the mattress under this aggressive assault. She snarled and squirmed when I dialed Iris up to her full intensity, notch by painfully slow notch, and began sucking on her clit. “Don’t stop, don’t stop,” she screamed. “I need to cum!”
    Slowly I withdrew Iris from Nimue’s cunt, licking her labia and clit the entire time, while leaving Bob implanted in her colon. Just as Iris’s head slipped out, I held the tip against her clit for a second or two.
    “Cum,” I commanded her softly, and opened my mouth.
    With a gasping groan, Nimue squirted a vigorous stream of her steaming cum down my throat.
    I slowly pulled Bob out of Nimue’s ass, then laid down atop my love, kissing her.
    “Intense,” she whispered through tears of joy. Yes, my dear, it was. But my mind already was devising new ways to put Bob to the work he was designed to do, giving his owners pleasure.

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    23
    Nov
    08

    Ignore the Awful Name…


    There is a lot to love about the Club Jenna “Velvet” series of vibrators. It’s pretty exciting when you open a box to see one waiting there for you to play with. The “Kitty Caress” is my second one from the line, and so far it seems that it’s right in line with the Velvet G. Namely a fabulous vibrator with one utterly incomprehensible production decision. This is what I thought when I opened the box…

    Nice, inoffensive packaging – check.

    Waterproof style – check.

    Fabulous soft sexy texture – check.

    Attractive and intriguing shape and color – check

    Incomprehensible warning label….. check…. wait a second…

    Why is there a sticker on my vibrator that could quite easily mean any of “Do not put batteries in the device,” or “Do not insert device into coffee cup,” or even “Do not jerk off while drinking coffee and sucking on a battery.” There is no explanation for the warning label anywhere in the box, it’s just a graphic element stuck to the outside of the base in order to confuse horny women. The equivalent in the velvet G was the paper label telling you which way to insert the batteries that _fell out of the vibrator when you opened it_.

    Anyway, I was still intrigued enough by the vibrator to risk playing with it. I hid all coffee in another room and prayed to the gods of rechargable batteries that nothing untoward would happen to my girly-bits, since I am really quite fond of them. Then I put the batteries in the vibrator and… it didn’t work. Ok, I thought, maybe the batteries are dead and I tried another pair… still didn’t work. Those had been out for a while so I got a fresh set from the drawer… nope, still no vibrations. I took another look inside the battery compartment and… yup. Sure enough, it was another one of those removable pieces of paper telling you which way to insert the batteries. So I decided not to listen to it, flipped the batteries around, and boom. The paper had gotten reversed. Now we had vibrator.

    All of that was a lot of introduction to say that the Kitty Caress is basically a nice, basic, waterproof vibrator. It’s small and powerful, the velvet texture is wonderful, and you can feel a difference between the vaguely suction cup shaped side and the standard rounded side. I think it would probably make an excellent choice for a beginner vibrator, since it’s pretty, not intimidating, and made out of my current favorite material for insertable toys.

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    23
    Nov
    08

    Geek-Gasm!

    The best thing about the 7″ G-Spot Vibe has very little to do with its orgasmic potential. The thing is just cool. Not only is it made out of transparent plastic, so that you can see the workings of the motor as it whirls around, but there’s a light inside! And the light gets brighter as the vibrations get stronger! You could take it to night clubs with you and dance around, especially since it’s quiet enough that it won’t play havoc with the music.

    The worst thing about the 7″ G-spot Vibe was that I just couldn’t get all that into getting it into me. The vibrations are strong, and have a relatively wide range of strengths, but I didn’t find them terribly physically stimulating. It may have something to do with the type of plastic its made out of, but despite the fact that it was clearly vibrating strongly the sensations didn’t do much for me.

    So would I recommend it? It’s a really fun looking toy, it’s waterproof, and the length is nice, since it gives you a lot of control as you try and find that special squishy place inside. However, I don’t sense that it’s a toy I’ll be using all that often. While I give it two thumbs up for its nerdtastic wonder, I can only give it a pinkie for sexual stimulation… and part of that is a description of its color.

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