I keep seeing the expandable butt plug post at the top of my blog feeder, and can’t help but feel it’s scaring away readers. Here’s something less, um, expandable.

I bought the Ultra Seven Remote Control Egg toy and can’t say I’m pleased. My visions have been dashed of wearing the discreet buzzball at work while flicking the remote control during endless and dull meetings. I am not happy and am frustrated – not the best combination for a productive employee.

During testing, The Drummer inserted the egg inside me while I was working his arse with another vibrator. He hit the seven speed and tempo settings like a kid with a new electronic toy and the sensation was more amusing than arousing, like a mosquito flying rather than a road compactor pounding the surfaces of my vagina (which is what I was expecting and wanting).

At the moment I think it’s $60 that could have gone towards the electricity bill.

Edited post from thedirtyblonde.